Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Don't We All Want A Unicorn?

Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy and paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother and call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies and pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire and harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news!

(People, don't be so naive to believe a hoax as such.

As much as we all want a unicorn, note that it is not possible to steal a unicorn from the forbidden forest or Narnia.

They are not that stupid. Unless they send you one of Agnes'.)

Saturday, September 24, 2011

I took some time to think about you....

Sometimes i wonder if i'm ever worth your time... sometimes i wonder if i'm worth a simple text message, or a call. Sometimes i wonder if i mean something to you, or am i just another person you don't bother to think about. I would ask you these, but i wont believe your replies anyway. I shouldn't have given you so much.

And yet, if i state this in such an obvious manner, you wouldn't even notice i'm talking about you. Because if you did all these time, you would have done something.

From what i gather, you would rather spend a day with someone else rather than me. You would rather go out for dinner with a girl you just met than me.. or maybe i'm over reacting, i don't know, i don't care. Because between my head and my heart, both have come to a point where they know you don't care at all. So you might as well have left me out in the cold to fend for myself.

You are better off in my dreams, where you'll always be there for me, and your words are owned up to your actions. That's how you will be to me now... a dream in the night.

As far as i'm concern, the you in reality is just another person in the sea of people. Because you resemble them, finding me only when you need me.

I shouldn't have given you so much.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

I Can...

1) Stand away from a group of friends and not care that i have no one as company.

2) Hold stone cold expressions worthy of winning poker games.

3) Visit my fantasy land while journeying home from Uni everyday.
4) Not make friends in a party.

5) Talk to myself out loud.

6) Win "Bluff" games and manipulate other players to take the risk while i sit back and watch them lose. (I seem to be pretty good at that.)

7) Scream and throw a fit at my brother every time i lose to him when gaming.

8) Get all annoyingly psycho-childish with people i'm extremely close to, like family.

9) Think of horrid gory stuff when i'm in physical pain.

10) Blog at this hour when i should be in bed.

That's a few things i can do that most people i know cant.

If you CAN do some of these, let me know. How interesting it would be to think of horrid stuff together in our disturbed fantasy land while we play bluff. How interesting...

Friday, September 9, 2011

In Between

Do you ever feel like you can hate someone yet love them at the same time? Is it really possible?

Because I feel that way sometimes. The strong dislike for this person, but at the same time, I still care and think for this person. Sometimes I just wanna ignore and leave this person, but other times, I wish I could spend more time with this person.

Tell me, why is it so?

If someone could enlighten me, please do. It'll be nice to know I'm not the only one.